i wish i went to TV highschool where u get to show up ridiculously overdressed and the classes only last 45 seconds before the bell rings and u get 10 minutes of passing time in which to have deep heart-to-hearts with your friends
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
What is a hero without a villain?
What is a villain without a hero?
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry
he’s dating my friend now
thanks to this incident my friend got laid
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
it’s funny that men can make video upon video and post upon post mocking women and talking about how annoying women are but if a woman is to do the same she has to add a disclaimer saying not ALL boys are like that lest she hurts their fragile little egos and they start sending her death threats
no truer words have every been spoken