Posted on Apr 17, 2014 at 10AM permalink

tarasavelo:

i wish i went to TV highschool where u get to show up ridiculously overdressed and the classes only last 45 seconds before the bell rings and u get 10 minutes of passing time in which to have deep heart-to-hearts with your friends

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iwillmindfuckyou:

my mum didn’t really think this through because she got these for me as a joke but also as a slightly light hearted way of telling me that i need to get the fuck off of my computer

but really i get extra candy ……………..
to help keep me up longer…………………….

so i can stay on the computer longer……………

so HA joke is on u madre  凸(¬‿¬)凸

iwillmindfuckyou:

my mum didn’t really think this through because she got these for me as a joke but also as a slightly light hearted way of telling me that i need to get the fuck off of my computer

but really i get extra candy ……………..

to help keep me up longer…………………….

so i can stay on the computer longer……………

so HA joke is on u madre  凸(¬‿¬)凸

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thebacklot:

the Pros and Cons of Dating a Superhero
I don’t know about you, but I’d like to date a supervillain. I like bad boys.

thebacklot:

the Pros and Cons of Dating a Superhero

I don’t know about you, but I’d like to date a supervillain. I like bad boys.

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Posted on Mar 28, 2014 at 9PM
me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
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Posted on Mar 28, 2014 at 9PM permalink

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain)

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Posted on Mar 28, 2014 at 9PM

mydearsourwolf:

The Wolf and the Fox Sterek AU for my dear Becky.

Derek always says that he should have known that Stiles was a fox, of course, how had that not been as glaringly obvious as possible - and Stiles always gives him a crooked grin in return, pokes Derek in the ribs and says smartly, what’s that supposed to mean?

But Stiles loves it, loves the feeling of his skin stretching taut as his muscles bunch and shift and his too-large hands curl into paws almost small and delicate. He’s not nearly close enough in size to Derek’s wolf, not nearly as strong or with the same kind of stamina. But he likes to pretend he is. Likes to tangle himself between Derek’s front and hind legs to trip him up, heart racing at the sound of Derek’s jaws snapping at the back of his neck as Derek falls into pursuit.

Sometimes Stiles will change back mid chase, bare feet pounding against the forest floor and cheeks flushed red with excitement, hair all askew. It never takes long for Derek to catch up, to throw his solid arms around Stiles’ naked shoulders and yank him back to a full stop, their bodies tumbling to the ground as Stiles laughs and laughs and laughs into the warm press of Derek’s mouth against his own.

Stiles doesn’t heal quite as fast as Derek can, and that makes Derek fret and mutter worried curses under his breath as he tends to Stiles’ (minor) scrapes and bruises. It’s all too easy for Derek to gently manhandle Stiles onto the couch, Stiles’ body all soft and pliant, tuckered out from the day’s chase. 

"You worry too much," Stiles says, voice sleep-tinged as he arches his throat and tilts his head back onto the pillows, lets Derek touch and feel and make sure Stiles’ bones are sewing back together as they should.

He hears Derek sigh, feels the couch dip beneath the weight of Derek’s body as he settles in close. Stiles hums, a pleased smile tugging at his mouth, eyes heavy-lidded as he snuffles his face against Derek’s throat and finds the heat trapped there, the mixture of sweat and spice and the richness of earth still clinging to Derek’s skin.

Derek sets his large palm against the back of Stiles’ neck, holds Stiles’ wriggling body still against his own.

"I’mma fox, remember?" Stiles mumbles, words slurring thickly around his tongue.

Derek huffs out a soft laugh, drags his fingernails up the shape of Stiles’ scalp.

"Is that a fact," he muses, rests his thumb at that tender spot behind Stiles’ ear and Stiles goes predictably boneless against Derek’s side, a blissed out whine stirring in the back of his throat.

Derek smiles, allows himself to sink deeper into the cushions, chin tilting against Stiles’ forehead. 

"Go to sleep, silly fox." 

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Posted on Mar 28, 2014 at 8PM permalink

evilsupplyco:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

109,133 notes • reblogged from kawaiiemotions
Posted on Mar 28, 2014 at 8PM permalink

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

366,215 notes • reblogged from kawaiiemotions
Posted on Mar 28, 2014 at 8PM
Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
85,332 notes • reblogged from kawaiiemotions 3 weeks ago
Posted on Mar 21, 2014 at 5PM permalink

gaytable:

gaytable:

the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry 

he’s dating my friend now 

thanks to this incident my friend got laid 

not me

363,410 notes • reblogged from orgasmic-humor
Posted on Mar 21, 2014 at 4PM permalink

littletinyboy:

i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it

Posted on Mar 16, 2014 at 11PM

DRRR! Season 2

(Source: t--sundere)

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Posted on Mar 16, 2014 at 11PM permalink

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(Source: ouremptypromises)

307,124 notes • reblogged from giantlimb
Posted on Mar 16, 2014 at 11PM

comedycentral:

Neil deGrasse Tyson made his tenth Colbert Report appearance last night, and as usual, it was fantastic. Click here to watch.

11,410 notes • reblogged from comedycentral 1 month ago
Posted on Mar 16, 2014 at 11PM permalink

stfueverything:

fuckoffcishets:

it’s funny that men can make video upon video and post upon post mocking women and talking about how annoying women are but if a woman is to do the same she has to add a disclaimer saying not ALL boys are like that lest she hurts their fragile little egos and they start sending her death threats

no truer words have every been spoken

(Source: overlypolitebisexual)

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